wank

Short definition from Wiktionary

Verb

1. 1
   To masturbate.
2. 2
   To argue in an inappropriate manner or about pretentious or insubstantial matters; to engage in wank.

Noun

1. 1
   An act of masturbation.
2. 2
   An undesirable person.
3. 3
   Nonsense, rubbish.
4. 4
   Ridiculous, circular or inappropriately elaborate argument about something, especially if obnoxious, pretentious or unsubstantial.
5. 5
   Drama, turmoil, or disagreement within a fannish space.

Proper noun

1. 1
   A surname from ?